Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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