why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
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