your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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