I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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