He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
Randomize
