when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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