And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Randomize
