I want to make a zoo with you.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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