he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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