My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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