let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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