Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
i out mim tonsoeep
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