so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Randomize
