That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
You brought string cheese to the strip club
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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