I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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