i permit you to call me
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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