I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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