Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Randomize