Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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