it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
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