Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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