I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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