Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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