Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
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