So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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