Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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