I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
i think my cat just said my name.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
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