Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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