am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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