My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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