its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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