why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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