I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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