He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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