We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
You can make out without kissing
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