i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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