But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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