You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
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