It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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