This is not my ceiling
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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