There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
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