my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
Randomize
