You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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