LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
Randomize
