That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Let's get the cat blown out
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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