Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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