I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
Shame - the story of my life.
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