At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
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