I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
I just had sex on a roof
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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