Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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