the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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