i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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