On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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