Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
