So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
I want you more than these girls want KFC
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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