I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
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