You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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