I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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