i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
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